John - Voted 2nd best
I’m sorry about the camera shaking in this. I got my friend John while we were shooting a sketch and he played a hitman. Seeing him pose for the camera so seriously wearing that outfit killed me.
never stop smiling
It's simple, really. People look foolish when posing for a picture.
So tell your loved ones you would like to take their photo...
then secretly videotape them the whole time.
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Julia Allison wrote:
that is BEYOND funny.
Posted on 15-Jun-06 at 11:26 pm | Permalink
Sinead wrote:
Hahahahahahahaha
Are you taking submissions? I’m going to get me some good ones this weekend.
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 4:45 am | Permalink
Me wrote:
I like how he’s really polite and sorta pissed off at the same time. Seems like a nice guy.
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 9:09 am | Permalink
Dave wrote:
A hitman has to look like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction now?
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 10:08 am | Permalink
Lindsay wrote:
HAHHAH this one is hilarious before you even click “play” haha well done, Dipp, well done. John, you’re my hero, that look on your face and the suit are priceless.
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 11:59 am | Permalink
LMidnight wrote:
Greate site. Made my day. This guy had me crying.
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 1:03 pm | Permalink
Greg wrote:
I love how EVERYONE you know uses the F word so casually! Too funny.
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 1:09 pm | Permalink
Meredith wrote:
I love your site
this is *so* something that I would do to my friends
great job!
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 1:26 pm | Permalink
John Reynolds wrote:
Fuck you, Katie Dippold.
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 1:27 pm | Permalink
SusanM wrote:
Too Funny!
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 4:19 pm | Permalink
Jiffo wrote:
HAHHAH this one is (really) hilarious before you even click “play” button hahahaha well done, I love you, well done. John, you’re my hero (not anyoine elses), that look on your face (and my face) and the painting are priceless.
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 5:59 pm | Permalink
Gentry wrote:
These are hillarious! I’ll try my best to get a few (a lot!) of these over the weekend to send in. It’s a great and hillarious idea!
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 6:15 pm | Permalink
spanky wrote:
great!
new material for me!
im going to be uploading a storm!
Posted on 16-Jun-06 at 7:41 pm | Permalink
Karl wrote:
Holy schnikies, that is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you.
Posted on 17-Jun-06 at 1:11 am | Permalink
Brian Walton wrote:
Best one!!!
Posted on 18-Jun-06 at 7:46 pm | Permalink
Fastfingers wrote:
So funny but - even better - this man is Cute! And that voice! I want his number :-)
Posted on 19-Jun-06 at 6:32 am | Permalink
TLS wrote:
THANK YOU!
Posted on 19-Jun-06 at 10:28 am | Permalink
chris wrote:
I swear this is a guy that I work with, does he sell cable for a living? Hagan?
Posted on 19-Jun-06 at 2:55 pm | Permalink
T wrote:
Who’s Katie Dippold? dippold from Improv Everywhere? Is the author of this site Dippold?
Posted on 19-Jun-06 at 3:11 pm | Permalink
esther wrote:
I love this guy! he’s amazing.
Gotta try this on my mates! wkd.
Posted on 20-Jun-06 at 4:52 am | Permalink
Diana wrote:
goddamned hilarious….John is the best and your father is too…absolutely hysterical— Bravo. John is an actor? Very talented guy in a Vince Vaughn kind of way…you guys are a scream.
Posted on 20-Jun-06 at 7:56 am | Permalink
Rich wrote:
This is defiantely my favorite one. I like how he “shakes out” his urge to laugh as he wants to appear like a cold contracted killer. Hilarious.
Posted on 22-Jun-06 at 10:41 am | Permalink
Tim wrote:
Wow, this made my day. Great posing by the guy, I love when he first starts thinking it’s fake and goes back to strike the pose perfectly again, HILARIOUS!
Posted on 23-Jun-06 at 12:28 am | Permalink
Jane wrote:
OHMYGOD, He’s a HOTTIE:) Your site ROCKS!
Posted on 23-Jun-06 at 2:17 am | Permalink
Becky wrote:
This is HILARIOUS!!! I love how he says “cheese” in a hitman kinda way.
Posted on 23-Jun-06 at 5:58 am | Permalink
Greg wrote:
Hilarious !
Thank you..
Posted on 23-Jun-06 at 12:30 pm | Permalink
Gerri wrote:
OMG, this stuff if too funny! I love this guy too… whatta cutie!
I just got Kodak Easy Share camera that does video too… I’ve GOT to try this with some of my friends too. :)
Thanks for the idea…
Posted on 26-Jun-06 at 7:05 am | Permalink
steve garfield wrote:
Hillarious!
Posted on 27-Jun-06 at 9:27 am | Permalink
Smokah Jay wrote:
lol john, yer the fucking shit. good stuff man.
Posted on 28-Jun-06 at 8:29 pm | Permalink
waka wrote:
i love u john
Posted on 30-Jun-06 at 5:15 am | Permalink
Skye wrote:
That guy is one cool dude it’s so funny how he’s so serious but everything he says cracks you up funny shit dude. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK
Posted on 02-Jul-06 at 12:08 pm | Permalink
U-an wrote:
Thats brillant, that guy pwns.
Posted on 02-Jul-06 at 1:46 pm | Permalink
psyko wrote:
lmao that is hilarious! im soooo doing this to my family and friends!
Posted on 03-Jul-06 at 12:37 am | Permalink
Lynne Williams wrote:
This is the funniest thing I have seen for ages! You know when you laugh so much that no more sound comes out, but you can’t take a breath and your stomach muscles are killing you? ohmigod, this is so funny. I was out of control when I watched it the first time. I still laugh at it, even though I’ve replayed it almost a dozen times. I’m about to email all my friends with the URL on this one. Well done. John, you rock!
Posted on 03-Jul-06 at 2:35 am | Permalink
jud bogard wrote:
your video HILARIOUS!! thanks
Posted on 28-Jul-06 at 1:50 pm | Permalink
Redd wrote:
Blew my drink out my nose when his voice wavered.
Posted on 08-Aug-06 at 7:38 pm | Permalink
Karl wrote:
this one is my favorite!! Great!
Posted on 14-Aug-06 at 5:54 am | Permalink
david wrote:
Good to see John still has his chops…
Dear god, what a random thing to stumble over…
Posted on 14-Aug-06 at 3:22 pm | Permalink
keith wrote:
so good
Posted on 14-Aug-06 at 11:11 pm | Permalink
Kat wrote:
He looks a bit like Frank Whaley - an actor - at times!
Posted on 16-Aug-06 at 2:20 pm | Permalink
Mj wrote:
hah i spit on my screen ..laughing..
Posted on 17-Aug-06 at 10:57 pm | Permalink
Ashton Kleemann wrote:
This should be the top one!! great pose.
Posted on 24-Sep-06 at 8:41 pm | Permalink
Amanda wrote:
Do you really know what you’re doing?
LOL. This guy kills me.
Posted on 25-Sep-06 at 6:46 pm | Permalink
Karen wrote:
This is the best one. He’s great looking, catches on quickly, and did I mention he’s great looking?
Posted on 26-Sep-06 at 11:27 pm | Permalink
THREEPEEOH wrote:
This dude remained cool even in an “assed-out” scenero. He’s cooler than me for real.
Posted on 10-Oct-06 at 2:54 pm | Permalink
Trisha wrote:
This is by far the funniest.
Posted on 30-Oct-06 at 1:47 am | Permalink
alex wrote:
haha what did he do when he found out it was uploaded 2 the internet!
Posted on 04-Nov-06 at 12:07 pm | Permalink
Tim wrote:
haha this is so funny, ur a legend mate! =)
Posted on 23-Feb-07 at 9:39 am | Permalink
Michele wrote:
This was great!!
Posted on 02-Apr-07 at 8:15 am | Permalink
tonyb wrote:
Is this guy from fast times? the ticket scalper?
Posted on 24-May-07 at 4:31 pm | Permalink
Jim wrote:
THIS GUY IS F*ING AWESOME.
Posted on 03-Jun-07 at 6:34 am | Permalink
Nick wrote:
lol…I cant stop laughing….that guy is so funny
Posted on 15-Jun-07 at 3:25 pm | Permalink
Erin wrote:
Too funny…and he’s all kinds of hot.
Posted on 21-Jun-07 at 9:40 am | Permalink
Kat Von D wrote:
Kat Von D…
I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read….
Posted on 24-Jun-07 at 2:03 pm | Permalink
Jim wrote:
So glad I stumbled across this. Brilliant!!!
Posted on 27-Jul-07 at 8:43 am | Permalink